The Georealm

A man goes to a public golf course.
He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and
says, “I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie.”
The man behind the counter says, “The 18 holes of golf is no
problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do
for you is this: We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If
you’re willing to take one with you out on the course and come back
and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today.”
The golfer obviously accepted the man’s offer.

He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to
himself, “I think my driver will do the job.”
The robot caddie turned to the man and said, “No sir. Use your 3
wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole.”
Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact
with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of
the hole on the green.
The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for
his assistance.

As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, “I think this green
is gonna break left to right.”
The robot then again spoke up and said, “No sir. I do believe
this green will break right to left”
Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction,
he decided again to listen to the machine.
He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the robot and
his advice.

But his luck didn’t end there. His entire game was the best game
he ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.
Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter
asked, “How was your game ?” The golfer stated, “It was, by far, the
BEST game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one
of
your robots.
See you next week.

A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop.
Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said,
“I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies,
please.”

The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and
said, “Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of
the robots. We had too many complaints.”
Confused, the golfer cried, “COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck
could’ve complained about those robots? They were incredible”

The man sighed and said, “Well, it wasn’t their performance.
It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun
reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fair way. ”
The golfer said, “So then why didn’t you just paint them black?”
The man nodded sadly and replied, “We did. Then four of ‘em
didn’t show up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the
pro shop, and the other is running for President.”

“At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.”

- George Carlin
5/12/08 - 6/22/08

Colleague of mine at work showed me this :-D.

Is Christmas about Jesus or is it about maxing out your
credit card? You know, it doesn’t matter whether you believe
he was the son of God or not. He is still an extremely important historical figure.
For example, if it weren’t for Jesus do you know how many
Mexicans would be walking around today without a name?

Ok so a little while back I told you guys I would be putting together a few pages for my Short Stories… Well since I’ve been lazy on that I have even more of a treat for ya! I am going to put together 2 pages now! One for the short stories, and one for my flash projects I have built over the years.

Some great shit if I do say so myself (which I do). Be on the look out for that coming hopefully VERY soon. Hopefully.

Ok so some of you may be aware of the awesomeness that is of the cakesong remix. If not you can see the full video HERE.

I have taken the liberty to upload the mp3 on here so you can enjoy whenever you like. mastgrr-cooking-by-the-book-lil-bigger-mix

Here is also a ringtone so you can apply this glorious tune to your dearest loved ones! cakemix-ringtone

Ever wish your avatar could say what you were thinking? Here is just that avatar!

I put this together quite some time back, but digging through my old shit I found it and figured I would share with the world!

Unfortunately I’m not “only at Bonesnap.com” any more, but hey… Icons still funny!

Ok so I had the Obamanations made for me, but these I drew up along the way.

Please Enjoy!

Yes these make great wallpapers for your desktop in that Obama loving environment you live in.

This one was actually a pain to get to and out of but here are the location details.
http://www.tijuanalatingrill.com/
9320 Dallas Parkway
Frisco Tx 75034
214-628-5701
Their brochure says “Just North of the corner at Main Street and The Tollway”
Open Daily 11A - to close… w/etf that is…

Story goes that we were going for my mother-in-laws birthday celebration at the end of her “week” of birthday. We get there about 10 minutes after the main section of the party and order a few waters. My wife got her water, but I got the luxury of waiting 20 minutes for one. If you know anything about me, I drink about 1/2 gallon of water with my eat-out meals… I wasn’t happy. We get there and its special drink night and its $5 PITCHERs of beer and house margaritas. Very nice special. On to the details!

First off the service portion of this post is easy. The service was just HORRIBLE. The worst service I have seen someone, let alone a large well paying party, get. I don’t think anyone was not pissed that they added the 18% tip to the ticket. That jerkoff wasn’t worth 10%. He rarely showed up to help, we got other people to get refills, and it was just embarrassing.

Next lets talk about the food. This section will be quite long as I want to cover each meal we had that night. Starting off with the Tijuana Caesar which I was told was the best Caesar salad this individual has had in a long time so good props there. He also ordered the Caldo de Pollo soup which he said was not good at all. I’m pretty sure he left most of it there when we left. I ordered the chicken Chimichanga which was pretty good, but nothing special. Another beef Chimichanga was ordered and left with the same review. About what you would consider from a Chimichanga but nothing special. Good flavorful meat, but the toppings could use work. Next we move on to the Red Snapper. A $17 plate, and the review was it was horrible. He sent it back to the kitchen and didn’t even want anything. It was raw and cold from what I was told. Not a good review in my book. Another person ordered the Three Cheese Chile Relleno which to her surprise came with shrimp. She said it was very flavorful, and delicious. Another gentleman ordered the Chalupa’s and he said it was very tasty.

And on to the “Signature Dish” and “House Specials” one of the ladies got the Brazilian Boneless Short Ribs which was very good and tender. One of the ladies ordered the Steak Veracruz, a $19 plate, which didn’t arrive until 15 minutes AFTER the rest of the food was delivered. There seems to be a trend here. DONT ORDER THE EXPENSIVE SHIT lol. She said it was nasty after she got it anyway. No flavor in a steak? They need a new cook.

Lastly the basics. Sandwiches, burritoes, and appetizers. My wife ordered the Cuban Sandwich, which was ok, but I’ve had better. It was very dry and the meat was not very good quality. She said she would not order it again. Her cousin ordered the “Torta Jamon” which is a fancy ham and cheese sandwich that was really good. Moist meat, good veggies, and really good bread. There was only one burrito ordered was the “Ropa Vieja Burrito” which got a great review from one of the guys with us. He said it was very flavorful and the meat was exceptional. And finally lets go over what we started with! Our starters were the “Mariquitas” or Plantain chips and fancy sauce, Chipotle Meatballs, or meatballs in nasty sauce, Guacamole, or DELICIOUS green stuff, and Chicos Tacos or variety of crispy rolls and more yummy sauces.

Ok, so that’s enough. More or less I was VERY unimpressed and I will never return but the overall was about a 50/50. I will give them a 3 out of 5 presuming any other visit would not have the mass amount of downfalls we experienced.

So I heard this guy on www.todaysbigthing.com. Its quite awesome. You should check him out if you like the beat box concept.

Here is his website: http://www.beardyman.co.uk/

Yes the TBT post is worth leaving my site for so go check it out and come back, his site is kinda lame, but hey… at least the video is awesome right?