The Georealm

Here is another dialogue from a work mishap:

info: Please wait for a site operator to respond
info: You are now Chatting with ‘Operator’
Operator: Hello, my name is Operator at Company. How may I help you?
you: Does this website solicit sex?
you: Whos the hottie on the live chat button?
you: I want her to chat with me.
you: You there?
Operator: I am here
Operator: I am curious as to why you would think our site does that..
you: I was linked from http://site
you: And your site was listed under “Sexual Experiences”
Operator: Really?
you: So I was inquiring as to why that is?
Operator: Well there is absolutely no reason as to why that is so… Just so we are clear, Company sells dedicated servers and infrastructure solutions… Nothing even close to a “Sexual Experience”
you: It seemed slightly unprofessional to me…
you: You should look into that then.
you: This is a disappointment to myself and others I am sure.
Operator: A chat that begins with “Whos the hottie on the live chat button? I want her to chat with me.” Doesn’t bring about a professional experience.
Operator: If you need our IT services, I can help you otherwise it looks like your out of lukc
Operator: luck*
you: I only stated that because I was under that impression that I would be solicited sex.
you: Had I known that I would not be I would not have asked to chat with “The hottie on the button”
Operator: And I am guessing you could provide me with a link to the page where you found this?
you: Yes
you: Give me a moment to navigate through my history
Operator: Thank you
you: The site I was viewing was www.com which took me to www.com
you: At the second site there was a banner that stated “A sexual experience is just a click away!”
you: I clicked the banner hoping to get lucky
you: And was brought to your site
you: Where I clicked the live support hoping to figure out how to get my “Sexual experience”
you: And here we are…
Operator: Well I appreciate the info, but I just cannot help with what your looking for.
you: Okay, I hope you catch the bastard that put that banner up
you: I’m going to keep looking.
you: Thanks Operator
Operator: Good luck on your hunt
Operator: Take care
you: you too
info: Your chat transcript will be sent to kingofcow……(included the first part of his email cause it was funny too!) at the end of your chat.

Ahh back to the good stuff. Here is another restaurant review.

My wife and I moved to the downtown Plano area about 1 year ago, and we just now got around to actually going down there to check the little “inner city, city” out. There are a few eateries, but the one that perked our interest this whole time was “The Fillmore Pub”. A small Irish pub built right off the Dart rail on 15th street. Here are the actual specs:
1004 E. 15th St
Plano, Tx
972-423-2400
http://thefillmorepub.com.dnnmax.com/

We stopped back one afternoon for lunch. The atmosphere was very much like a pub. You walk in, and sit where you want, and the servers make their rounds to everyone. We decided to try something familiar to start with so I got the good ole cheese burger, and my wife got the hot ham and swiss.

My burger was delish. The meat was cooked with a great flame flavor, and the cheese melted right in. It was served plain on a bun with Mayo and the other goodies on the side, so I could load it up how I saw fit. This is actually my most favorite way of presentation, as if they put it together for you its screwed up one way or another. Too much tomato, too little onion.. you know. Anyway. The burger was perfect. The fries were not up my alley. They were not fried crispy fries… they looked like they had been baked until brown, then soggied with some grease. My wife liked em.. me not so much.

My wife’s hot ham and swiss was very plain and unimpressive. The meat had very little flavor, but it was the most flavorful thing on the plate. The cheese was fine, but since the bread tasted like flour, it didn’t mesh well. Now granted she did forego the spicy mustard that was supposed to be on there, so maybe we missed out, but we actually left that on the plate and didn’t take it with us (not something I usually allow).

All in all it was a cool experience. I’m sure it would be great to get some guys together and just go hang out up there. Great atmosphere, good service, and the food wasn’t uneatable. I’m sure I will return, just not any time soon.

Enjoy!

Ok so I only have actual writing in one “The Witch of Everwet Forest” but I do plan on getting the rest ready. I should have at least part of “Return Home” done within the month. I posted once already today, but I’m excited I fixed my pages…. I released the stories back in December but no one could see anything cause my Nav bar was 1/2 tarded. Now its full tarded and showing everything. Enjoy!!!

Hello All once again,

By all I mean the three of you that accidently fall onto my blog once in a while. But to the three of you. Thank you very much.

Yea I took a while off but this is my attempt at a return to the blogging world. A lot has happened since I last ranted, so hopefully I will have plenty to talk about. I will be writing and scheduling some posts today, but this one is getting posted the second I am done!

Few things I’d like to point out…
1. I never did get around to posting about the business. I have to say it was a fun ride, but a ride straight into the ground. I am glad I did it, but damn I could have used that $7,000 on other shit… but who knows.. I wouldn’t be complaining had it soared right off the ground and made me millions now would I. Anyway.. that’s already done and almost gone so.. no sense blogging about it, however if you are starting a business and would like someone to speak with about it… I’m game.

2. I did post my short stories I wrote way back when. They don’t seem to be available though so I’m not sure how WP screwed it up… I’ll try to fix that today too so you will have more new shit to read than just this blurb….

3. I am going to jump back on my reviews. I have played many games, watched many movies (up to 960 now), and eaten at many new just fascinating places.

Call it the corned beef and cabbage spirit, but I’m going to try to get back on this ride and carry it even further. Talk to you again soon!

~Geoff (The guy returning to write more shit you really don’t care to read)

Ok, so everyone has the new Call of Duty 5: World at War. If you dont.. its OK, but I still hold COD 4 far superior. Now the cool thing about the new one? Once you beat the game you can play Nazi Zombie mode… Freakin amazing. But on to the purpose of this post…
If there are any of you out there half as pissed about that stupid bug on COD 5 regarding the Relentless quest where you get to the very end then it just hangs there… ok turns out that freakin Polonsky is stuck somewhere on the map… to fix it? Grab some grenades and go find him. Use the grenades to force him to break free of where ever he is stuck at, then follow him back to the ralley point in the artillery bunker. Quest over and on to the next horrindously difficult quest (if your not playing recruit/regular).. Enjoy and YAY for getting past it…

Employee: Hello, my name is Employee at Company (****@************.com). How may I help you?
Visitor: about Linux
Visitor: Hey are you there?
Visitor: Nops?
Employee: yes
Visitor: About Linux
Employee: what would you like to know about linux
Visitor: If it is possible to compile Visual C
Visitor: ++
Visitor: Progrmas in linux
Visitor: I have done some C programs in Linux
Visitor: Using gcc compiler
Employee: ok, do you want to know if you can run linux on our servers
Employee: because you can
Employee: what programs you run on one of our servers is up to you
Visitor: ok
Visitor: can you give me some detalis
Employee: about what specifically
Visitor: Means how much it would cost me and all
Employee: do you need a single proc or multiple proc server?
Visitor: A single one
Employee: here is a page that you can look at
Employee: http://www.layeredtech.com/dedicated-infrastructure/dedicated-servers/single-processor-multi-core/
Visitor: OK may i know your current location
Employee: I am in Dallas Texas
Visitor: Cool
Visitor: Our company is launching a big project
Visitor: So we need some assistants like you
Employee: cool, do you need some servers
Visitor: No we already have purchased servers
Employee: how may I help you?
Visitor: Just a simple assistance
Visitor: It will depend on our management team
Visitor: What package do you expect
Employee: what do you mean by package?
Visitor: Means salary per month
Visitor: I want to offer you a job in our company
Employee: would I have to relocate?
Visitor: Not at all
Employee: what is the job?
Visitor: The same you are doing now
Visitor: Ok so what salary you get currently
Employee: oh, ok. they treat me very well, and they pay me a good salary here
Visitor: How much ?
Employee: 70k a year
Visitor: 70,000 $ per year?
Employee: yes
Visitor: Ok so how much you expect from us?
Employee: at least that much
Visitor: Ok we offer you 70k per month
Employee: very funny. I won’t do anything illegal
Visitor: So you are afraid
Visitor: There is nothing illegal
Employee: I am from Texas, I am not afraid of anything.
Visitor: Ok so shall i tell you bussiness details?
Employee: sure
Visitor: You will give information to our agents , who would be guided to kill ministers or so…..
Visitor: plus gathering drug dealing agencies
Employee: my price for killing ministers is 100k
Visitor: we will offer you 1000k
Employee: I only accept Gold bearer bonds, placed in my Swiss bank account
Visitor: You have a passport?
Employee: of course, I have many
Visitor: So you have fake passports too?
Employee: maybe
Employee: and many disguises
Employee: I actually look quite fetching in a dress
Visitor: So your account number , i am transferring some 4000K $ as an advance
Employee: that is quite a retainer, you must have many spare ministers.
Visitor: means?
Employee: you have lots of people that you need to “Erase”
Visitor: yup
Visitor: So you name is Robert and you have fake passports ?
Employee: I have to fly to India?
Visitor: They are good
Visitor: For what ?
Employee: I would like to stay in the basement of the Taj Mahal
Visitor: OK
Visitor: but i didnt mentioned India?
Employee: I want to bath in the river Ganjes
Visitor: ok
Visitor: And
Employee: I am telepathic, I can sense your mind, and it is in India
Visitor: Not at all
Employee: you are surrounded by thin people who are very intellegent
Visitor: yes
Visitor: and
Visitor: what more
Employee: you are thin and intellegent
Visitor: in which city am i
Employee: ummm hmmmm, a city that sounds like a sandwich
Employee: Namaste, cua hal hey
Visitor: I am Investigation Office Pual Anderson …….
Visitor: You have been charged of fake personality
Employee: no I have a sincere personality
Visitor: You would be taken for 2 year custody
Visitor: Mere to haal badhiya hain tum batao
Employee: if you could catch me, but I doubt it.
Employee: I am like smoke
Visitor: You are from India?
Employee: acha hey
Visitor: Badhiya bhai
Employee: nope- when you are a spy you must know these things- it helps you blend in
Employee: shukria
Visitor: To aap ko hindi bhi aati hai ?
Visitor: ?
Employee: that is the extent of my spy school training in Hindi- it was an inexpensive course- money was tight, I killed all the ministers in the area and worked my way out of a job. That happens when your good.
Visitor: badhiya hai
Employee: thank you
Employee: your pretty too.
Visitor: yaar yeh to mazaak hai
Employee: oh stop it your making me blush
Visitor: na hi main sach bol raha hoon aur na tum
Employee: oh now your getting fresh
Visitor: oh now your getting fresh
Employee: you know from my reputation that I have a soft spot in my heart for Indians, you know that I am a Cowboy
Visitor: you know from my reputation that I have a soft spot in my heart for Indians, you know that I am a Cowboy
Employee: I seem to have developed an echo
Visitor: I seem to have developed an echo
Employee: echo
Visitor: echo
Employee: yodalayheho!
Visitor: yodalayheho!

Enjoy!

Here are some links to a few shorts I like

Schadenfreude - WTFever that means…

Lucifer The Movie

Eat up!

Texas breadsaw massacre.
http://shapeandcolour.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/kittiwat-unarrom-body-bakery/

Eat babies for breakfast Sicko!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/marzipan.asp

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut
back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was
not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she
came home from grocery shopping. The receipt included $45
in makeup.

I said, “Wait a minute I’ve given up beer and you haven’t
given up anything!”

She said, “I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty
for you.”

I told her, “Hell, that’s what the beer was for!”

I don’t think she’ll be back.