More great live chat moments
Here is another dialogue from a work mishap:
info: Please wait for a site operator to respond
info: You are now Chatting with ‘Operator’
Operator: Hello, my name is Operator at Company. How may I help you?
you: Does this website solicit sex?
you: Whos the hottie on the live chat button?
you: I want her to chat with me.
you: You there?
Operator: I am here
Operator: I am curious as to why you would think our site does that..
you: I was linked from http://site
you: And your site was listed under “Sexual Experiences”
Operator: Really?
you: So I was inquiring as to why that is?
Operator: Well there is absolutely no reason as to why that is so… Just so we are clear, Company sells dedicated servers and infrastructure solutions… Nothing even close to a “Sexual Experience”
you: It seemed slightly unprofessional to me…
you: You should look into that then.
you: This is a disappointment to myself and others I am sure.
Operator: A chat that begins with “Whos the hottie on the live chat button? I want her to chat with me.” Doesn’t bring about a professional experience.
Operator: If you need our IT services, I can help you otherwise it looks like your out of lukc
Operator: luck*
you: I only stated that because I was under that impression that I would be solicited sex.
you: Had I known that I would not be I would not have asked to chat with “The hottie on the button”
Operator: And I am guessing you could provide me with a link to the page where you found this?
you: Yes
you: Give me a moment to navigate through my history
Operator: Thank you
you: The site I was viewing was www.com which took me to www.com
you: At the second site there was a banner that stated “A sexual experience is just a click away!”
you: I clicked the banner hoping to get lucky
you: And was brought to your site
you: Where I clicked the live support hoping to figure out how to get my “Sexual experience”
you: And here we are…
Operator: Well I appreciate the info, but I just cannot help with what your looking for.
you: Okay, I hope you catch the bastard that put that banner up
you: I’m going to keep looking.
you: Thanks Operator
Operator: Good luck on your hunt
Operator: Take care
you: you too
info: Your chat transcript will be sent to kingofcow……(included the first part of his email cause it was funny too!) at the end of your chat.
